Did you guys know in my spare time I created a wonderful cocktail called a Gay Uncle. Here’s how you make it:
Step 1. Pour one part Sierra Mist Free into a mug (It really should be a mug).
Step 2. Pour one part Gin.
Step 3. Pour one part gayest juice you can find (I like RW Knudsen’s Hibiscus Cooler).
Step 4. Swirl around, drop in a couple of ice cubes.
Step 5. Take drink, finally start living life.