What The Hell Are You Eating?

Sandwich Rule No. 2 July 7, 2008

Filed under: Sandwiches — whatthehellareyoueating @ 6:05 pm
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If you can’t fit your mouth around the sandwich, it’s too big.  The bigger your mouth is the bigger the sandwich you can make, it’s as simple as that.  This is something most sandwich shops don’t seem to understand and I have to wonder has anyone embraced our culture of excess more readily than sandwich shops?  What am I some kind of robot with a metal jaw? I can’t disstend this part of my face like a snake you know.  I would like to thank Baggins for always upholding this rule and I would also like Beyond Bread to take a good long look in the mirror and decide if making sandwiches is really what it wants to be doing.

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