What The Hell Are You Eating?

A Conversation with Ezra on the Anaconda’s Eating Habits August 14, 2008

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Uncle Joe:  Hey, Ezra?

Ezra:  What?

Uncle Joe:  What’s your favorite kind of food?

Ezra:  Chips and Cheese.

Uncle Joe:  Without a doubt?  Chips and Cheese?

Ezra (yelling):  Chips and Cheese!!!

On the television an anaconda eats a mama sloth and her baby.

Uncle Joe:  Do you think anacondas would eat chips and cheese?

Ezra:  Are you crazy?

Uncle Joe:  Just think about it.

Ezra:  What if an anaconda was eating a hot dog?

Uncle Joe:  Who would give an anaconda a hot dog?

Ezra:  A rhino.

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2 Responses to “A Conversation with Ezra on the Anaconda’s Eating Habits”

  1. Sarah Says:

    You should do a whole book of these.

  2. whatthehellareyoueating Says:

    We should take a road trip and learn about ourselves. It’ll be like that Steinbeck book, or the Graham Greene one, only Ezra’s not a dog or an old lady.


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