What The Hell Are You Eating?

Beef Jerky September 13, 2008

Filed under: Snacks — whatthehellareyoueating @ 4:37 pm
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I have one question for you jerky aficionados out there.  How the fuck did Jack Link’s garbage jerky make it to the top of the game?  I’m not sure but it might literally be dehydrated trash.  Screw you Jack Link and your whole meat drying clan.  I don’t care where your great grandparents got their “family meat snack” recipe it should have stayed in the old country with their dignity.  Who are these people and what have they done to dehydrated meat snacks?  Find out here:  http://www.jacklinks.com  And join the “Jack Pack.” if you’re a total asshole.

PS Don’t get me started on their commericals:

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One Response to “Beef Jerky”

  1. Sean Says:

    Agreed. A crazy dreamer I know once tried to start her own beef jerky company (how hard could it be?). The jerky wasn’t all that bad but she decided on the dubious slogan “Worth Fightin’ the Dog For.” I don’t know about you, but my dog will eat a hobo turd so fighting him for anything isn’t quite the distinction it could be. I say let Sasquatch eat his meat in peace!


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