What The Hell Are You Eating?

Beef Jerky September 13, 2008

Filed under: Snacks — whatthehellareyoueating @ 4:37 pm

I have one question for you jerky aficionados out there.  How the fuck did Jack Link’s garbage jerky make it to the top of the game?  I’m not sure but it might literally be dehydrated trash.  Screw you Jack Link and your whole meat drying clan.  I don’t care where your great grandparents got their “family meat snack” recipe it should have stayed in the old country with their dignity.  Who are these people and what have they done to dehydrated meat snacks?  Find out here:  http://www.jacklinks.com  And join the “Jack Pack.” if you’re a total asshole.

PS Don’t get me started on their commericals: