I love to watch people eat food. I’m not saying that weirdly, in a, “Oh, that’s Marshall, he likes to watch.” way it’s just that I find people’s eating habits interesting. You know, some people it all of one thing and then move on to the next. Some people eat their hamburgers with a fork. Everyone does something different with their napkin. I just find everyone’s little eating quirks either weird or hilarious.
Thai Chicken Lean Quisine June 10, 2008
Why won’t Safeway carry my favorite Lean Quisine? Perhaps they’ve sided with Burma, sorry Myanmar, in the centuries old dispute with Thailand. Fascist pigs.
The Gay Uncle June 6, 2008
Did you guys know in my spare time I created a wonderful cocktail called a Gay Uncle. Here’s how you make it:
Step 1. Pour one part Sierra Mist Free into a mug (It really should be a mug).
Step 2. Pour one part Gin.
Step 3. Pour one part gayest juice you can find (I like RW Knudsen’s Hibiscus Cooler).
Step 4. Swirl around, drop in a couple of ice cubes.
Step 5. Take drink, finally start living life.
What The Hell Are You Eating? 